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trailbreaker writes: Baby got neck.
Optimum Supreme writes: In the year one million and a half,
transformerkind is enslaved by giraffe
Evil Eye writes: Just try doing this with the actual toy.
Dragonoth writes: Lonrack: My secret advantage is that my legs are made of titanium girders. When the Predacons try to break them, I will kick them senseless!
ZeldaTheSwordsman writes: Why'd I try to do the splits?
Zeedust writes: Longrack takes a good, hard look at what he transforms into, and decides to go on strike until they make him a steamshovel and give him a Cyber Key.
Air Dawg writes: Ironhide: (watching an episode of Transformers HeadMasters) What is this? This isn't a Transformers episode.
Roadshadow writes: Longrack: Cool, I'm hovering!
Little does he know, Stampy is invisible and holding Longrack long enough to punch his nutsacks...
galvanostril writes: bluestreak: what the crap kinda name is longrack anyways!?
slingshot: BEHOLD THE GRILL!
galvanostril writes: longrack: if david shwimmer could do it! so could I!
- Back to top -Minicle writes: Longrack: We're walking in the airrrrrr... We're floating in the moooooonlit skyyyy...
Break: Boss! Longracks been at the brass polish again.!
Minicle writes: Longrack wakes to finds himself being stolen by the invisible man.
Starbeam writes: Longrack: "Aaaahhh! Starscream's ghost! Starscream's gh… Oh, just a dream."
Road Turtle writes: "I'm a Giraffe! A savage, ferocious leaf eating Giraffe! How am I suppose to fight Decepticons with this form? Do any of them turn into Shrubs?!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: This is what we ate for Thanksgiving last year.
Kevinus Prime writes: "I once caught a fish THIIIIIS big!"
Kevinus Prime writes: After ToysRUs cancelled the reissues, Optimus kidnapped Geoffrey and had him stuffed.
Kevinus Prime writes: Transformers: Ice Capades was sadly cancelled after Longrack bowled over Miss Marple's kindergarten class.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Longrack slow cooked.
Mmmmmmmm.
Acelister writes: A rare picture of Longrack working out to his Jane Fonda Workout tape at quadruple speed.
- Back to top -Acelister writes: Longrack was suprised when he won an award at the Seibertron first Caption Contest Awards. Until he learnt it was for the Worst Caption Ever catagory...
009* writes: "ZOINKS!! A GHOST!!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Longrack stayed in this position for days after his rectal exam.
Acelister writes: Longrack: "Look ma! I'm roadkill! Haw haw haw!"
Longrack went screwy after watching The Mask.
DeltaSeeker writes: The Maximals design a character balloon for Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache writes: There is no Longrack. Only Zuul.
Pokejedservo writes: Man these Japanese Toys-R-Us commercials are weird.
Addiethunder writes: Longrack: Not another Monday!!
DeltaSeeker writes: Longrack watches the latest Richard Simmons workout video.
Acelister writes: Seconds after Longrack discovered the secret of ho the Decepticon's flew, he crashed into a wall...
- Back to top -NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Ok.
Now slide Dan Aykroyd under him.
Acelister writes: After being filled of air with a bicycle pump, Longrack had a Loony Toon reaction when he breathed out...
DeltaSeeker writes: Aa-choo!
Acelister writes: Longrack: "I can fly, I can fly, I can FLY!"
*THUD!*
Acelister writes: Last Christmas' production of Peter Pan. Look closely and you can see the strings...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Longneck,"Longneck. Flightmode!"
Ravage XK writes: One swift kick up the backside and watch the giraffe fly out the airlock.
Me am Grimwave writes: Stupid Longrack, giraffees can't float!
DeltaOmega writes: Meanwhile in the Zero-G training room.......
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Longrack does his impression of a scared Scooby Doo.
Not half bad either.
- Back to top -Chromia writes: When Transformers Attack, next on "Fox"
Chromia writes: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ravage XK writes: Prime: " I said no playing with that flippin Giraffe Kite indoors. Take it outside or I'll take it off you"
Bumblebee: " I cant help it, the strings snapped!"
chi-chi writes: who keeps polishing this floor goddamit!!!!
chi-chi writes: i got the eye of the tiger *lalalalalala*
overdrive writes: 1...2...3 *knock knock* 999...1000...1001...1002
overdrive writes: somwhere deep in the jungle timon and pumba are looking at a giant robot and wodering "why?!?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Longrack was determined to make the cheerleading squad this year.
1337W422102 writes: I won the Caption Contest and all I got was this stupid stuffed giraffe.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Longrack,"FAME! I wanna live forever,people will see me and cry!"
- Back to top -NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Heyyyyy nice rack!
Jaw Crusher writes: Badly-mistitled Caption Contest image, or public service ad for Barclay's Protomorphosis Syndrome Awareness Week? You make the call.
-Ry- writes: Big Convoy made it a specific order that all Maximals do yoga in the morning. Now Longrack finds himself in an awkawrd situation when he took the position to far.
Acelister writes: Crazy Jamal: Now, from Crazy Jamal's Discount Autobot Busts, you can get real animal hide! Call now for a discount when you quote 'Bargain'!"
Zeedust writes: In an alternate universe, Optimus Primal finds out the hard way that the Axalon's scanners have a cruel sense of humor.
Acelister writes: The Decepticon's had a lot of fun with that old girrafe hide.
1337W422102 writes: LR: "Alright, now just slide in underneath me, Arcee..."
Acelister writes: *Hot Rod leaves the room*
Hot Rod: "Kup, I swear its not what it looked like!"
Massdestruction writes: Transmetal2 LONGNECK: "Transform, flight mode"
wavelength writes: aaaahhhh,WHAT IS THAT!
- Back to top -Godfather Bluto writes: now rember children, when you play rock 'n' roll, this is how you will look every morning. A speech from the '50s.
Thanatos Prime writes: FREEZE!
Thanatos Prime writes: Oooh...that felt different...
Mikemann writes: LR:Look at me, I'm flying!
Woody(Toy Story): Thats just falling with style.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Galvatron,"Sweeps! Quarter him."
Marv writes: What a Giraffe looks like in zero-G
Marv writes: What would've happened to Grapple, had the Ark been equipped with an Infinite Improbability Drive...
Ravage XK writes: When the four leg splits were taken off the doctors realised thay had made a terrible mistake.
Ravage XK writes: "Ok, which one of you jokers waxed the floor?"
DeltaSeeker writes: Sunstreaker: Help me, Sideswipe! I woke up, and looked like THIS!
- Back to top -DeltaSeeker writes: There's a new Destron out there, and he's THIS big!
darkwind25 writes: is this pic from a transformers cartoon, or from Looney toons?
Ravage XK writes: Longrack mistook the floor for a swimming pool.
"CANNONBAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL"
Exulted Unicron writes: When Prime ordered a Leopard Skin rug from a eBay, this isn't quite what he had in mind
Sinister Mentor writes: Pretender Hot Rod.
Ravage XK writes: (Out of shot) Cliffjumper:
"That the new giraffe skin you bought is simply to big to fit in your room."
(also out of shot ) Bumblebee:
" Medium my ass! Give me that phone, I'm gonna give QVC a piece of my mind!!"
Road Turtle writes: "BOO!"
Longrack, "AAAAHHHH!!!"
Road Turtle writes: "Wooops!!!" (sLAM!)
LoserBroadside writes: One day Gregor Samsa awoke to discover that he had been turned into a giant giraf.
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