SlyTF1 wrote:I've been applying for jobs for well over a year. Still haven't gotten ****.
Maybe send in a valid resume without including a diatribe about how superior you
think you are to every other human being?
Really though, new employers don't want to hire someone who they don't know. The best way to get a job is to know someone at the job already, or be working somewhere already and looking to get another job. Usually, employers wont even look at your application, and if they respond at all it's extremely rare.
I can't remember where I heard it, but 2 responses a month at all from an employer on the whole is considered a strong response.
Tldr:
Job hunting is terrible. It's an exercise in monotony that does nothing but work against you, and you can only ever hope to get really really lucky.