This update is a slightly longer section. No surface action here so most of the action this time was woven by HK, all of the humour is down to HK (I don't have a sense of one
), I just played with my 'bots
. Just to reiterate each section that we post is written by both of us, 95% 'cons are HK, 95% 'bots are mine with more or less 50/50 on plot.
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“Anyone care to refresh my memory cache as to exactly how I ended up having to carry the humans?” Barricade complained. The female kept squirming on his shoulder and the male kept poking at his armor with a screwdriver. Big fun surprise for him if he managed to dislodge the plate he was sitting on.
“It is simple,” Starscream said, “I am blind, and, apparently, useless; Ironhide’s gait is so uneven even I can hear it; no one trusts Dead End with anything although we have to; and Prowl considers it beneath his dignity as our leader to the dirty work. That leaves you.”
“So glad I asked,” Barricade said, as the others boiled over in protest. He forgot what a dangerous weapon the jet’s mouth was.
“The humans will use less of their oxygen if they don’t exert themselves,” Prowl explained, though he glowered up at Starscream. ‘The slaggin’ jet can talk.’ Prowl thought to himself in annoyance. He’d never seen a ‘bot so anxious to avoid getting his hands dirty during the course of a battle. ‘Most I ever see of him is his tail pipes.’ He thought with disdain. “And I believe I am too preoccupied being a guide bot for blind ‘con leaders to be of much use to the Astronauts at this point, Starscream.” He reminded the jet sternly.
“Your choice,” Starscream muttered, but he tightened his grip on Prowl’s shoulder, as if afraid he’d leave.
“Plus they were slowing us down,” griped Ironhide.
The astronauts shot angry looks at the Autobot. Prowl turned under the jet’s arm and gave the other bot a warning gesture.
“Good: as long as I’m not the only one not thrilled with this turn of events,” Barricade said, mildly.
“I am less thrilled about our navigator,” Ironhide said, trying to put some distance between himself and his last comment.
“At last,” Starscream said, sarcastically. “Something we can all agree on. Lasting peace is just around the corner.”
Stokes absently prodded a tool into Barricade’s exposed neck wiring, the engineer in him fascinated by the complexity of his circuits. The ‘con flinched. “Would you STOP tha--!” He stopped himself as they all piled to a stop, Starscream unable to check his momentum, fell to his knees. The jet took Prowl down with him. Prowl landed more heavily than Starscream, the jet was larger and heavier than he was and he’d put all of his weight onto his frame in the stumble, this sent Prowl into the floor. He grunted as his head impacted the rock floor, having not managed to get his other arm out in time. He lay there for a moment and sighed wearily. “Starscream, I would appreciate not being an arm rest if at all possible today.” His voice was muffled by the rock in his face.
“Bad news,” Dead End said, looking up at a wall of rock.
“Oh fan-fraggin-tastic,” Barricade said.
“What? What is it? Why have we stopped?” Starscream clawed his way to his feet. He absently righted Prowl, probably in some gesture of apology, patting the smaller bot’s head. Prowl twitched away.
Ironhide slapped his hand to his forehead. “Your little red friend can’t read a slaggin’ map.”
“Can too!” Dead End said, hotly. “This isn’t on the map!”
“Got something else that’s not going to be on the map soon,” Ironhide said, charging his pulse cannon.
Prowl turned sharply toward Ironhide, letting go of Starscream who wobbled, a little unbalanced by the sudden movement. He stalked over to Ironhide, who took a step back startled at the fierceness of his stare. “Ironhide, if you don’t cool the aggression I am going to off line your cannon,” he hissed, fiercely. “You are not helping an already difficult and tense situation and I would appreciate some slaggin’ support if you can manage to climb down off of that chip that you’ve grown on your shoulder. Now I am in command here, it’s not particularly a position I am relishing, but if you can’t handle who you have to work with then stay here. At this point I will gladly leave you behind myself.”
He glared at Ironhide, using the full force of his rank and taller stature, daring him to argue. Ironhide was stunned at the outburst, Prowl rarely ever lost his cool which was why he was second in command to Prime. Prowl turned sharply away from him before he could answer, making his way back to where Starscream was gingerly feeling for the wall of the tunnel for balance. He took the jet’s arm with a reassuring pat.
Barricade snaked past Ironhide allowing himself a snigger within earshot of the stunned bot. The humans wisely remained silent. Ironhide shot a threatening glare at Barricade’s back but held his tongue, his pride a little too dented to verbally spar against the astute ‘con.
Barricade eyed the wall in front of them. Nadya was the first to speak up. “It looks like it’s been caused by the cave in. Dead End, does the map say there’s tunnel on the other side of this?”
The small ‘con nodded, pathetically glad to be taken seriously. “It opens up into a small cave a few meters in.”
“I say we blast it then.” Stokes suggested, still far too cheerful for Barricade’s liking. He felt the screwdriver prod his wiring again. In one swift move he snatched the screwdriver from the Astronaut’s hand and drove it into the rock up to the handle.
“Hey!” Stokes whined in surprise.
“Lucky I didn’t stick it in YOUR neck,” Barricade growled.
“Someone’s touchy.” Nadya muttered. Barricade glowered impatiently. Nadya simply resorted to glaring at him coldly.
Ironhide spoke up quietly, making his way to stand beside Prowl. “I have one working cannon; it can blast through this wall no problem.” Prowl glanced down at him. “Plasma is too volatile a blast. It could collapse the entire tunnel.” Ironhide shifted uncomfortably at the dismissal. Prowl pinged his subvoc. ‘Thank you Ironhide.’ Ironhide didn’t respond, merely allowed himself a slight smile and a nod at the reprieve.
“I have the largest functional weapon. Missiles are direct fire, and will not ricochet around the cavern. It is more contained than a plasma blast. And more reliable.” Starscream interjected confidently.
“Great, so we all get small holes blown out of us rather than big messy ones.” Barricade grumped. “At least the slaggin’ plasma would cauterize.”
Starscream snapped, “I could just throw you at it.”
“Have to catch me first.”
The jet took a swipe toward the sound of Barricade’s voice. The smaller bot jumped back, causing the two humans to cry out in protest.
“Need me,” he said, warningly.
“For the moment,” the jet retorted. “Remember, I know where you recharge.”
“Flirting with me now, Starscream? Didn’t know I was your type.”
Stokes burst into laughter.
“We don’t have time for this,” remonstrated Prowl. “We have no choice. I can target for you Starscream. Everyone else move back a few meters.”
“What? I don’t need you to target for me, Autobot!” Starscream shrilled. Prowl rolled his optics at the objections.
“Look, Starscream you’re just going to have to accept the fact you need help to get out of here. There’s no shame in that.” Prowl reached towards Starscream’s weapon to help him target, Starscream jerked at the unexpected touch throwing his arm away sending him stumbling into the wall. He stood his stabilizers struggling with lack of a point of reference; he stumbled and fell to his knees. Prowl was once again by his side and heaved him to his feet.
“I do not need your assistance!” He pushed the Autobot away.
“Dumb idea, Autobot.” Barricade tsked.
“His missile is the only thing that could work,” Prowl responded, though he didn’t much like having to go with the larger ‘con’s suggestion.
“Meant that telling him he needs your help is dumb. Not like you’d get out of here without us. We need each other’s help. Stop trying to power-over. Especially with Starscream.”
Prowl looked at the smaller bot, then up at Starscream, who was muttering commands to his targeting system, trying to locate the correct wall.
“I do not need you giving him pointers in how to manipulate me, Barricade,” Starscream growled. “I am sufficiently irritated. And I can hit this wall without assistance.”
Prowl gave up. He muttered stubbornly, “All right Starscream, take aim at the obstructing wall.” Prowl folded his arms and waited. His stance looked very human. Starscream wobbled slightly as he raised his weapon. Pointing it straight ahead, he grinned. “See.”
“Walk forward; see if you can feel it.” Starscream’s grin disappeared he ventured forward his arms outstretched grasping at air; he almost toppled over Dead End who was waiting further down the tunnel.
“Wha…?!” Starscream felt Prowl’s hand pulling him round, turning him 180 degrees and guiding him forward. He cursed in Cybertronian. “Fine.” He muttered. Prowl took hold of the weapon as Starscream braced himself against the tunnel wall. Prowl aimed carefully, he didn’t want to blow too much out in case the roof of the tunnel collapsed. Steadying Starscream’s arm he gripped slightly, the ‘con tugged a little throwing his aim.
Barricade muttered to himself. “Stupid. Stupid Autobot.”
“Why?” Nadya asked. “He’s proving a point. Starscream needs his help. At least right now.”
“It’s a warrior thing. Humiliating Starscream? Not such a good idea.”
Prowl tugged back. “You need to hold still.”
“Me? I am steady. You are the one who is fidgeting.”
Prowl took aim again, only to have Starscream slip on the wall, his arm knocking into Prowl’s shoulder.
“Starscream!” Prowl looked over his shoulder at a new crease in his armor. That wouldn’t buff out.
“You are taking too long!”
“Wall’s not going anywhere,” Ironhide observed, dryly.
“I would have made the shot by now if you’d hold still.” Prowl retorted impatiently. “And Ironhide, not helping.”
“We’re not going anywhere either,” Stokes observed. Barricade nodded. Without the screwdriver, the human was becoming considerably less annoying. Though he kept staring at Barricade’s audio receptors in a way that was downright creepy.
“When you’re dealing with Starscream,” Barricade murmured to the humans, “it’s easiest just to take the blame for everything. Stuff gets done a lot quicker.”
“Oh, certainly,” the jet sneered. “It is easy to blame the blind Decepticon to make up for your failings, Autobot. At least I know when to swallow my pride,” he added smugly.
Prowl huffed at the irony and pushing slightly against Starscream’s larger frame; bracing them both against the wall he took aim again. This time Starscream was tense, being this close to the ‘bot was uncomfortable at the best of times but to be wedged between him and the wall was just mortifying. He was literally stuck between a rock and a hard place.
“Practically a couple.” Barricade mused absently at the scene in front of them. Ironhide huffed. “They sure argue like one.”
Stokes piped up, “Did I just hear you two agree on something?” Ironhide tensed at the statement, Barricade remained very still, unwilling to validate the remark.
“You are as stupid as you are irritating, fleshling.” Barricade growled with half hearted menace. He decided he no longer liked the male astronaut. Who was still staring at his audio. Creepy. He turned his attentions back towards the bickering mechs in front of him.
“Fire now.” Prowl ordered. Willing it to be over quickly Starscream fired his weapon. The rock exploded outward, showering the two in debris. Starscream spun and ducked at the sensation of being pelted with rocks and dust, inadvertently crouching over Prowl, who was now trapped under the jet’s large form, pressing him against the floor.
The dust settled, a small opening was visible and more tunnel on the other side. The others joined them. Barricade’s optics widened in amusement at the position they found the two mechs. Much to his enjoyment it was the human woman who spoke first.
“I didn’t know you two had gotten so close,” she quipped teasingly as Barricade sauntered past them. Ironhide couldn’t help but chuckle out loud, which was joined in by the others. Starscream was confused.
“What is so funny?” he demanded. The others just burst out laughing, annoying him even more. Then he felt a faint growl beneath him. Feeling tentatively towards the floor beneath his crouched body, his hands fell onto Prowl’s back and head. The slightly smaller ‘bot had been forced into a crouch beneath him as Starscream had curled away from the explosion and was now practically trapped in what looked like to the others, an embrace from the seeker. Starscream pushed himself away suddenly landing squarely on his aft. Prowl stood. Barricade could have sworn a look of embarrassment crossed the normally stoic, composed mech’s face.
“Be glad he didn’t get too handsy, Prowl. Lucky he can’t see.” Barricade stated with a wry grin. Starscream muttered under his breath as Prowl had to help him to his feet. The others were still caught up in their amusement when Prowl turned to face them.
“All right! I think we’ve had enough fun for now. Let’s keep moving, you can all fall about laughing like sparklings when we reach the cave.” He half dragged, half guided the still smoldering seeker through the opening and headed down the tunnel. Dead End bounced on ahead, gleeful that his map reading had been proved right.
“Touchy, isn’t he?” Stokes stated mildly, his voice laced with amusement. Ironhide put on a serious face. “Prowl doesn’t like public shows of affection.” The others including Barricade sniggered at this, before an irritated voice interrupted their moment. “I could just get Starscream to blow the tunnel and leave you all there if you’d prefer.”
“What, and leave you two alone?” Ironhide cracked.
Barricade ducked through the opening. “Didn’t know you were on such close terms already.” They burst out laughing again as the two mechs in front of them audibly swore with irritation.
“For the record,” Starscream said, loudly, “I despise this Autobot.”
“Someone doth protest too much,” Nadya added, hesitantly. This was almost novel for her—to be in on this kind of group teasing. Barricade gave a soft chuckle.
Stokes whispered to Nadya across the back of Barricade’s head. “I never thought this day would improve, turning out better than I expected.” He smirked.
“Must have low expectations,” Barricade muttered. “And don’t get too comfortable.”
“Ooohh, I don’t think he likes you,” Nadya teased.
“Don’t like anybody down here. Far as I’m concerned, we can all offline. Long as I offline last.”
“This one’s just a killjoy isn’t he?” Nadya returned Stokes’s smirk.
“Can think of better ways to describe what I am using those words. Care to allow a demonstration?” Barricade retorted threateningly. He raised his hands to his shoulders, the fingers flexing steely and sharp. “Which one of you volunteers to be ‘joy’?”
Stokes pulled a face at Nadya and winked. “Looks like you get the love, Nadya. I think he likes you.” Nadya glared at him, he merely shrugged enjoying the discomfort. The robot shifted uncomfortably, almost a stumble.
Barricade growled as he felt Stokes chuckling on his shoulder. Primus help him, if he had his way the human would be dead before they saw light again. He mused at several possibilities for making it look like an accident to prevent backlash from the ‘bots. As for the human female well he would show her, teach her to disrespect him.
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