This page contains affiliate links. We may earn commissions when readers interact with or purchase items through these links. For more information, see our affiliate disclosures here.

Baseball player vs Football player

Got a crazy idea of a fantasy battle? Want to know if Unicron would defeat the Death Star? Debate your favorite fantasy battles here!

Baseball player vs Football player

Postby Psycho Warrior » Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:23 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
A guy with a bat and helmet vs a guy wearing lots of padding.

No real specifics about who is fighting, just thought of this last night.
Image
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
User avatar
Psycho Warrior
Guardian Of Seibertron
Posts: 6936
Joined: Wed Aug 06, 2003 8:54 pm
Location: Antarctica, enjoying summer.
Alt Mode: Plague Tank
Strength: 5
Intelligence: 7
Speed: 6
Endurance: 8
Rank: 2
Courage: 5
Firepower: 6
Skill: 9

Re: Baseball player vs Football player

Postby Venomous Prime » Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:36 pm

Motto: "You don't know peace until you've had suffering"
Weapon: Double Venom Lasers
Football player hands down
Image
User avatar
Venomous Prime
Faction Commander
Posts: 4287
News Credits: 1
Joined: Tue Mar 30, 2004 11:14 am
Strength: 7
Intelligence: 7
Speed: 7
Endurance: 8
Rank: 8
Courage: 9
Firepower: 6
Skill: 8

Re: Baseball player vs Football player

Postby Psycho Warrior » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:54 am

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
original sin wrote:Football player hands down

really? I'd assume an aluminum bat (let's say) would give the baseball player a helluva advantage against a guy who's wearing 50(?) pounds of padding
Image
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
User avatar
Psycho Warrior
Guardian Of Seibertron
Posts: 6936
Joined: Wed Aug 06, 2003 8:54 pm
Location: Antarctica, enjoying summer.
Alt Mode: Plague Tank
Strength: 5
Intelligence: 7
Speed: 6
Endurance: 8
Rank: 2
Courage: 5
Firepower: 6
Skill: 9

Re: Baseball player vs Football player

Postby Venomous Prime » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:15 am

Motto: "You don't know peace until you've had suffering"
Weapon: Double Venom Lasers
I think about the only players the baseball player would stand a chance against would be a kicker, punter or quarterback. The bat would be a huge advantage if the football player wasn't wearing pads. They hit insanely hard because they're wearing protection. I stick by the football player :lol:
Image
User avatar
Venomous Prime
Faction Commander
Posts: 4287
News Credits: 1
Joined: Tue Mar 30, 2004 11:14 am
Strength: 7
Intelligence: 7
Speed: 7
Endurance: 8
Rank: 8
Courage: 9
Firepower: 6
Skill: 8

Re: Baseball player vs Football player

Postby Omega Charge » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:02 am

Motto: "Nothing. What's the motto with you?"
Weapon: Metal-slashing Claw
This is a good one.

If a good slugger could get a square hit to the helmet, it would be enough to knock the football player out. But if a tough linebacker or such can get past the bat, the baseballer's toast. So using those two examples, I'd give slight advantage to the football player, being the more protected of the two.
Image
User avatar
Omega Charge
Guardian Of Seibertron
Posts: 5484
News Credits: 7
Joined: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:21 pm
Location: Miami, Florida
Strength: 10
Intelligence: 6
Speed: 7
Endurance: 9
Rank: 5
Courage: 8
Firepower: 7
Skill: 6

Re: Baseball player vs Football player

Postby Name_Violation » Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:07 pm

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
most football players i know can't take a good ol fashioned bat to the knee.
Image
Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids :KREMZEEK:
People wrote:zombybunnie: N_V scares me...I no longer wish that my pants transformed
Burn:Anyone notice how much of a boring party pooper N_V is? He doesn't join in the fun, he's spent the last few years with dodgy builds feeding XP to the Autobots, and he sure as heck doesn't spam.
disruptor96: I forgot how insane you were.
User avatar
Name_Violation
Matrix Keeper
Posts: 9401
News Credits: 3
Joined: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:48 pm
Location: Location, Location
Intelligence: ???
Skill: ???

Re: Baseball player vs Football player

Postby Venomous Prime » Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:12 pm

Motto: "You don't know peace until you've had suffering"
Weapon: Double Venom Lasers
Nine times out of ten a football player runs head and shoulders first into someone. Getting at their legs would be kind of difficult...
Image
User avatar
Venomous Prime
Faction Commander
Posts: 4287
News Credits: 1
Joined: Tue Mar 30, 2004 11:14 am
Strength: 7
Intelligence: 7
Speed: 7
Endurance: 8
Rank: 8
Courage: 9
Firepower: 6
Skill: 8

Re: Baseball player vs Football player

Postby snavej » Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:27 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
They're both muscular but American footballers tend to be very strong, heavy and pretty fast too. The baseballer would have to do a lot of dodging and bat whacking to stop a footballer.

Footballers tend to have a lot of concussion and brain injuries. This might help the baseballers in this fight.

The baseballer is outmuscled but he can win if he can hit pressure points with his heavy bat. I know from personal experience that a blow in the solar plexus can bring down almost anyone. The baseballer needs to exploit this mercilessly to win. Otherwise, he gets beasted and it won't be pretty.
snavej
Gestalt
Posts: 2880
Joined: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:24 am
Location: United Kingdom
Alt Mode: Small starship - able to traverse entire universe.
Strength: 8
Intelligence: 9
Speed: 3
Endurance: 3
Rank: 2
Courage: 9
Skill: 8


Return to Fantasy Battles

Transformers and More @ The Seibertron Store

Visit our store on eBay
These are affiliate links. We may earn commissions when you purchase items or services through these links.
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #74 var Marvel Comics 2021 JUL210538 (CA) Yu"
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "SAVAGE SPIDER-MAN #3 var 1:25 Marvel Comics 2022 FEB220928 (CA) Bandini 220607B"
SAVAGE SPIDER-MAN ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "DETECTIVE COMICS #1066 Cvr D 1:25 DC Comics 2022 SEP223496 1066D (CA) Doran"
DETECTIVE COMICS # ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "IMMORTAL HULK #39 Marvel Comics 2020 AUG200693 (CA) Ross (A) Bennett (W) Ewing"
IMMORTAL HULK #39 ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "HULK #4 var X-Gwen Marvel Comics 2022 DEC210998 (CA) Bradshaw (W) Cates"
HULK #4 var X-Gwen ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "IMMORTAL HULK #35 3rd ptg Marvel Comics 2020 JUL209239 (W) Ewing (CA) Hawthorne"
IMMORTAL HULK #35 ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Spider-Man 2099 EXODUS #2 var connecting Marvel Comics 2022 MAR220906 (CA) Lim"
Spider-Man 2099 EX ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "SHE-HULK #8 var Marvel Comics 2022 SEP221038 (CA) Dowling (W) Rowell (A)Miyazawa"
SHE-HULK #8 var Ma ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Immortal Hulk TIME OF MONSTERS #1 Marvel Comics 2021 MAR210636 (CA) Ferreyra"
Immortal Hulk TIME ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "SUPERMAN #4 Cvr B DC Comics 2023 0323DC073 4B (W) Williamson (CA) Rodriguez"
SUPERMAN #4 Cvr B ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "SHE-HULK #12 Marvel Comics 2023 FEB230837 (CA) Bartel (W) Rowell (A) Genolet"
SHE-HULK #12 Marve ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "BATMAN #147 Cvr E 1:25 DC Comics 2024 0324DC005 147E (CA) Lim (W) Zdarsky"
NEW!
BATMAN #147 Cvr E ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "SUPERMAN #4 Cvr C DC Comics 2023 0323DC074 4C (W) Williamson (CA) Suayan"
SUPERMAN #4 Cvr C ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "DAREDEVIL #1 var Spider-Man Marvel Comics 2022 APR220763 (CA) Nakayama"
DAREDEVIL #1 var S ...
* Price and quantities subject to change. Shipping costs, taxes and other fees not included in cost shown. Refer to listing for current price and availability.
Find the items above and thousands more at the Seibertron Store on eBay
Transformers Podcast: Twincast / Podcast #349 - Agent of Chaos
Twincast / Podcast #349:
"Agent of Chaos"
MP3 · iTunes · RSS · View · Discuss · Ask
Posted: Saturday, May 4th, 2024

Featured Products on Amazon.com

These are affiliate links. We may earn commissions when you purchase items or services through these links.
Buy "Transformers Attacker 15 Bania Action Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Power of the Primes Punch-Counterpunch and Prima Prime" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Generations Power of the Primes Voyager Class Starscream" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Studio Series 07 Leader Class Movie 4 Grimlock" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Generations Power of The Primes Deluxe Class Dinobot Slug" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Generations Power of The Primes Leader Evolution Optimus Prime" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Bumblebee -- Energon Igniters Nitro Series Optimus Prime" on AMAZON
Buy "Masterpiece MPM-7 Bumblebee" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Titans Return Legends Class Laserbeak" on AMAZON
Buy "Playskool Heroes Transformers Rescue Bots Optimus Prime" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Deluxe Class Decepticon Dragstrip Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Attacker 20 Costanza Action Figure" on AMAZON